NotSmellyPrepaid

By Jane Doe, aka NotSmellyPrepaid, aka CSI_Nut, on 2/21/07:

1. We admit that we are powerless over cell phones - that our phone books have become unmanageable.

2. We came to believe that a Tower taller than our houses could restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our phones and our SIM cards over to the care of Tracfone whether we understood it or not.

4. We made a searching and fearless tower inventory of our neighborhoods and workplaces.

5. We admitted to Tracfone_Users, to ourselves, and to another cell phone carrier the exact nature of our zip codes.

6. We were entirely ready to have Tracfone remove all semblance of interchangeability.

7. We humbly asked Tracfone to replace our RAF deals.

8. We made a list of all persons we had changed our phone numbers to, and became willing to make a call to them all.

9. We made direct amends to such phone numbers wherever possible, except when to do so would cause them to dial long-distance or roaming.

10. We continued to take personal inventory of our stash and when we discovered duplication we promptly admitted it.

11. We sought through roaming at single-unit rates to improve our constant contact with Tracfone, as we acknowledged them, paying only for special deals that offered extra airtime cards and realized we had so many power chargers that we needed no more.

12. Having had an alarm-clock included awakening as the result of 6 Tracfones on our bedside table, we tried to carry this message to other cellaholics and to practice these backdoor methods in all our calling areas.

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