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Old 03-23-2007, 03:09 PM
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men and womans poems

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep;
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call - not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind;
Knows what to respond to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that he loves me, this man, to no end,
Always remaining my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store a golf course and/or a nice boat.This doesn't rhyme
and I don't care.
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:50 PM
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