An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above
the walls light up sequentially They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped
out.

The father said quietly to his son..... "Go get your mother."

hahahaha

That one got me laughing...I've never heard it before. Nice post!